One day Sisman Tuccar was honoured with an outstanding service award from a much respected organization that no one had ever heard of called the Association of Useless Antiquity Merchants. When he arrived at the teahouse Sisman wasn’t happy. The owner asked, “Is there something wrong Sisman?”
Indignant, Sisman replied, “Do you have any idea who I am? From now on I expect someone to open the door for me when I arrive.”