One day Sisman Tuccar was saying something to somebody at the teahouse when somebody overheard what he said and said in an outraged tone, “Sisman you can’t say that!”
“Say what?” said Sisman.
“Say what you just said,” said somebody.
Replied Sisman, “I didn’t say what you said I just said.”
“What do you say that you said then?” said somebody.
Replied Sisman, “What I said was absolutely and unambiguously not what I didn’t say.”