One day after Sisman Tuccar had just paid for his tea a man came to the counter and paid for his. Complained Sisman to the teahouse owner, “We just had the same tea. Why was his tea half the price of mine?”
Replied the owner, “It’s half price today in celebration of the feast of the Holy Mother.”
Complained Sisman, “Well, my tea should be half price too then.”
Replied the owner, “Yes, but you don’t believe in her.”