Five schools of thought

When people get religious sort of ideas in their head, sooner or later the delicate question of that moment of pure joy that everybody enjoys always crops up. Should I or shouldn’t I? As with most things, there are very different schools of thought regarding this. So let me explain. There are basically five schools of thought on this.
The first school says you should and in fact the more you do the better. The second school says we don’t so you shouldn’t either. The third school says you should but only when we say you should. The fourth school says you probably shouldn’t but if you do don’t tell anyone. And then the fifth school says you shouldn’t but that doesn’t apply to us. Now if you are deliberating on whether you should or you shouldn’t, this should help you to decide.