Giving directions

Some people are good at giving directions. Others are no good at it at all. If you listened to their directions, you would get absolutely nowhere. The thing is though that people always want to be somewhere other than where they are. They say, “Tell me how to get to where I’m not.”
But the way that I see it is that before you can get to where you are not, you have to get to where you already are. Once you get to where you already are, then you can get to where you are not. From where you already are, it’s really easy to get there. You just turn to the left or you turn to the right and there you are.