Flat Mountain

Everybody has a favourite mountain they like to climb. When I go out climbing, the mountain I like to climb is called Flat Mountain. It is a mountain that is completely flat. It is a mountain that has no north or south or east or west. It is a mountain that has no bottom or top. No matter how much you climb Flat Mountain you never reach the top. And no matter how far you descend down Flat Mountain you never reach the bottom. Even though you climb and climb and climb, the funny thing is that you never tire of climbing Flat Mountain.